textbook:

Yes, books and stories are fun, but I do much prefer video games. Of all the franchises, The Legend of Zelda is probably my favorite. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Mario, Pokemon and Final Fantasy, but Zelda takes the cake. Both Link and Zelda have been done here before, but it’s a new season so I can do whatever I want. Here’s Link. In this instance, let’s think of him in The Ocarina of Time frame of mind. Link’s actions are often dictated by his clothes. If he’s wearing the Zora (blue) tunic, he can breathe underwater and can walk on the ocean floor if he’s wearing the iron boots. If he’s wearing his normal Kokiri forest manufactured tunic (green), he can’t do anything special. If he’s wearing the fire tunic (red) he can withstand extreme heat. On a related note, some guy that works at the apple store in SoHo has a triforce tattooed on his hand. At first I thought, “wow you’re an idiot,” but then I realized I was jealous. Respect the power of the triforce.

1. Zora tunic stuntin’

Jacket by Belstaff, shirt by Ermano Scervino, shorts by Missoni, shoes by YMC

2. Trill like the Kokiri forest

Jacket and bag by Belstaff, sweater by Ermano Scervino, pants by Bottega Veneta, shoes by YMC

3. Coldest in the Fire temple

Shirt by Missoni, undershirt and pants by Bottega Veneta, shoes by Vivienne Westwood

bitchitrice:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

screams this from the top of the matterhorn

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rachelreine:

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

It should puff perfume!!

I would like one please!!

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fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

prettycolors:

#ffa89e

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theyuniversity:

If you get this question wrong, you’ve got some soul searching to do.

(Also, the teacher who put this on the test is a boss. This one’s for you.)

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When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

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prettycolors:

#434e3b

americanapparel:

Made in the USA Swim by American Apparel

New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

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