.Somewhat. Scrupulous

A curious mix of facts and fantasy.

xo-babygirl-xo:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

YES
ALL THE TIME

(via shutmouth)

Anonymous asked: Dude I was going to pierce this girls inner lip today and she hadn't shaved in like 5 years hahaha it was so gross. Does this ever happen to you?

tobiasxva:

persephonebodypiercing:

perrymdoig:

modificationnotmutilation:

I’ve got a kookie idea here; stop being a fucking asshole. Be a fucking adult and realize that hair in places where hair grows is nothing to even think about. Then be a professional and understand that it’s not your business and stop looking at your clients like pieces of meat. That person trusted you to do a piercing with a professional attitude. How dare you violate that trust by running your mouth about your bullshit standards. It’s a part of the natural human anatomy. Grow the fuck up. I feel bad for any person who gets pierced by you.

If you cannot respect the body of another person and what choices they make regarding personal grooming, then you should not be placing your hands on anyone. This is utterly disgraceful. A client entrusted you with an intimate service, and you broke that trust by gossiping about them. Completely unprofessional. You are no colleague of mine.

This just in: Humans are mammals and actually grow hair.

After the break: Sky is blue, water is wet.

But seriously, piercers that talk shit about their clients having body hair, or being fat, or whatever, just makes me fucking sick. Stop it. YOU are the reason why I have so many people coming in to see me, ashamed of things their bodies do naturally. Guess what, some people are fat, and some choose to leave their body hair natural (hairy, fat piercer bitch right here, folks!), and also vulvas have a smell. If you can’t deal with that, you’re in the wrong career, so maybe go ahead and grow up.

Amen

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

(via egmoo)

asbehsam:

itsmemacleod:

callmebliss:

cobblestones-brokenbones:

okhaley:

127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

OHMYZOD IT’S BACK

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG

OMG I FOUND YOU

(Source: onleatherwings92, via littlejunibee)